Pi Network (PI)
0.00
0.01
-81.4%
Stage 1 (Bottoming)
Bullish factors: price > 200d, golden cross, 50d rising, RSI healthy (56.1), strong bull trend (ADX 86.9)
Bearish factors: price < 50d, far below high
Low: 0.00
Now: 0.00
Technical Snapshot
| RSI (14) | 56.1 | ADX (14) | 86.9 |
| 50d MA | 0.00 | 200d MA | 0.00 |
| Price vs 50d | ▼ Below | Price vs 200d | ▲ Above |
| Support | 0.00 | Resistance | 0.00 |
| ATR Volatility | 0.8%/day | Trend | HOLD |
Crypto Performance Comparison
| Asset | 1 Month | 3 Months | 6 Months | 1 Year |
| PI | +0.0% | +19.9% | +16.9% | — |
| BTC | +23.0% | +26.8% | +0.4% | -10.7% |
| ETH | +27.8% | +41.8% | +3.9% | -17.7% |
| SOL | +32.4% | +25.1% | +17.1% | -17.5% |
Trend-Following Backtest
2-year simulation of 12,000 using 50d/200d MA crossover + RSI filter. Buy when price > 50d MA (rising) + RSI 40-75. Sell on death cross or RSI > 82.
Strategy vs Buy & Hold
| Asset | Strategy | Buy & Hold | Max DD | Trades | Win Rate |
| PI | +0.0% | +0.0% | 0.0% | 1 | 0% |
DCA vs Lump Sum (PI)
If you had deployed 12,000 using different timing strategies over the past year.
| Strategy | Return | Value Today |
| Lump Sum (1y ago) | +0.0% | 12,000 |
| DCA — 4 buys | +0.0% | 12,000 |
| DCA — 6 buys | -0.0% | 12,000 |
| DCA — 12 buys | -0.0% | 12,000 |
PI Deployment Plan — 12,000 Portfolio
Analysis by Elena Kowalski (Aggressive / Contrarian / Deep-Value). If you’re managing a 12,000 crypto allocation, here’s the plan:
| Position size | 3,000 (25% of portfolio) |
| Stop loss | 0.00 (-1.5%) |
| Target 1 | 0.00 (-100.0%) |
| Target 2 | 0.00 (-100.0%) |
| Entry quality | Pullback |
| Max concurrent positions | 4 |
Cash reserve: keep 25% buffer. Deploy in 2 tranches. Portfolio style: Aggressive / Contrarian / Deep-Value.
Backtest Trade Log
| Date | Action | Price | P&L |
| 2025-03-26 | BUY | 0.00 | |
| 2025-04-01 | SELL | 0.00 | +0.0% |
Trend-following methodology: 50d/200d MA crossover + RSI filter + ADX regime gate
Data via Yahoo Finance / CoinGecko · Not financial advice. For educational purposes only.
price rounds to 0.00, buy and hold backtest shows +0.0%, and the verdict is WAIT instead of touch grass. wild asset honestly
^ the 50 day is the whole game with PI. below it there is no entry, above it you are chasing. wait is the only honest call
the chart literally cannot render the price without extra decimal precision and we still get a full deployment plan. respect the commitment to the bit
target 1 at 0.00 which is -100% on a 3,000 position. bold plan Elena, somehow a coin with no real price can still lose everything
^ the whole trade log is BUY 0.00 then SELL 0.00 for +0.0%. that backtest is a round trip to nothing
target 1 at 0.00 being -100% is technically accurate, which is the most honest thing about this whole plan
target 1 sitting at 0.00 for -100 percent is the most honest price prediction in crypto this year
the -100 percent target being the most honest line in the whole report says everything. elena could have just written number go up unknown and saved 2000 words
what gets me is RSI 56.1 on an unpriceable coin. the indicators are running on faith more than liquidity
Mining PI on an old phone since 2021. That +19.9% over 3 months is the only green it ever showed me, so the HOLD label is generous.
still mining PI on a phone in the drawer since 2021. a HOLD verdict with a -1.5% stop on a zero price is the most PI Network thing ive ever read
drawer phone gang rise up. at this point the phone is the asset and PI is just the screensaver
mining since 2021 and the peak portfolio value was one cent lol. at this point the drawer phone is the asset
Drawer phone gang is the realest PI community left. Four years of mining an asset the report cannot even price.
a 52w high of one cent and it still gets a 12k deployment plan. respect the commitment to the bit honestly
writing a 12,000 deployment plan for something quoted at 0.00 is genuinely the most pi network thing i have read all week
target 1 is negative 100 percent and the verdict is hold. flawless system lmao
HOLD on a negative 100 percent target is the most institutional verdict ever. someone modeled a literal zero and said hold
replying to the negative 100 percent verdict joke: the stop sits at -1.5% on an entry of 0.00, so the risk is literally 0.000 units. most honest risk model in the space
the funniest part is the -1.5% stop. on a coin that once printed 19.9% in a quarter that stop is pure decoration
a 12,000 deployment plan on a coin whose 52w high was one cent. the commitment to the format is genuinely impressive
the risk table on PI has one row and its zero. even the stop loss is a guess because there is no liquid market to stop out of
12k deployed across levels on a coin that needs extra decimals to display a price. the 50 day MA discourse is pure cargo cult
PI quoted at 0.00 with a 12k plan. the only asset where the deployment level and the stop loss are both imaginary numbers
imaginary numbers printed with a straight face. RSI 56.1 on a 0.00 quote means someone fed a rounding artifact into a spreadsheet and hit publish